urban dictionary basketball asshole 

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

urban dictionary basketball asshole by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

Strangle your asshole 

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

Strangle your asshole by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024

booty hole anus asshole 

A girl named Ana that has the coolest nephew ever and she also has a big gyattttt.

booty hole anus asshole what's up, how you been?

booty hole anus asshole by chocolateWaffle55 November 22, 2024

dildo penis asshole nigger 

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

dildo penis asshole nigger by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the

Get the mug

Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"

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tard pie asshole 

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

tard pie asshole by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

Schrodinger's asshole 

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

Schrodinger's asshole by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025