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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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Jake

Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Jakeing

When a male masturbates with his hand backwards
Bryon was really jakeing it while visualizing labia
by 420Lil March 28, 2022
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Jake Lee

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jake handzelek

a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet
liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!
by Ham_And_Cheese March 7, 2022
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Jake

He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.
Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too
by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023
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Jiggy Jake

A name given to a guy who acts like a pervert and dates his sister.
A shorter term for ‘Jiggy Jake’ could also be ‘Jigs’.
“You alright there Jiggy Jake?”
by ReadySetGoon February 17, 2025
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