Trainor 

A hard-working German, typically stubborn with technology but will do anything for there kids. They will get together for everything and will live for a long time. Nevertheless, love the arts despite their scary personality.

Miss. Trainor, can I use the restroom

of course Jimmy.

Trainor by pokerbear May 7, 2019

Basic Training Balls 

When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.

By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.

Basic Training Balls by The king 061393 May 26, 2011

tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005

taintiperspirant 

Antiperspirant used on the taint.

I was at the county fair this weekend and forgot to put on my taintiperspirant before putting on my jean skirt and running out the door. Boy was I sweaty eating my corn dog and almost mistook the smell for bad cornmeal.

taintiperspirant by horetex September 25, 2010

Taint Week 

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

Taint Week by leonangelo December 31, 2010

taint knockers 

Balls or testicals.

Man! I got some really good pussy last night and my taint knockers are sore.

taint knockers by Heat 375 June 8, 2014

taint goop 

the goop that comes from the crevice between the ballsack and the asshole

damn cooper you got so much taint goop.

taint goop by goyotoyo April 24, 2016