muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD March 30, 2009

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 23, 2019

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.

She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin

by Nilrem May 10, 2016

Muffin

A random bean human that is hard on themselves, but makes up for it by making jokes out of it.

Evan: That's a mood
Muffin: My life is a mood

by JewelVeon May 10, 2018

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023