sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

Fat dammit!

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.

Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!

by Toxic Ink October 8, 2008

Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

fat papaya

Vagina

That fat papaya was juicier than a real papaya!

by urbandictionarybe January 27, 2014

fat stare

A loathing up/down look people give to fat people which usually lasts a couple of seconds that says 'oh God how can anyone let themselves reach such a stage'

A fat girl walks into a gym eating an ice cream is asking for a truckload of fat stares

by plantplant April 16, 2014

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015