drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Drunk

When Ashely is lit and naked

White girl drinks and gets naked so drunk

by Kbmn January 2, 2018

drunk australian

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.

Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son

by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018

drunkavacation

Im drunk while on vacation

I love going on a drunkavacation with all my friends

by West coast island girl May 15, 2018

Drunkadental

When you open a bottle of wine by yourself and wake up at Taco Bell 4 hours later... “accidentally” drunk.

Dude I woke up this morning and couldn’t find my pants... I totally got drunkadental last night.

Last night I got drunksadental... I went to happy hour for “one drink.”

by PDXRN_86 May 24, 2018

Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Carl got drunk again.

by Crue boi June 11, 2018

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018