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mathhead

A person who hangs around in back alleys and abandoned buildings doing math. The majority of mathheads will perform sex acts in exchange for math. They usually have various geometric shapes on their body, from staying up all night doing math. If you encounter one, they will usually ask you for money to support their math habit.
"Woah did you see that guy, he looks like a complete mathhead!"

"Yeah he must have been up all night doing calculus."
by BigDickMoney April 12, 2024
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Matthew

the guy that owes me $16
"Matthew you owe me $16 you son of a bitch"
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Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer
GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤
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Matthew ranft

Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg
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Matthew

Matthew un webo
Alan: Mira Carlos, conoces a Matthew?
Carlos: Matthew
Alan: Matthew un webo Carlos, jajajajaja
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Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
Mathew literally deserves the whole world!
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Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
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