couchmaxing

Jonesing to ejaculate or cum while laying on a couch

Gerald was couchmaxing while watching porn on the couch

by EddieCumsAlot January 26, 2024

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caughther PIN

Da four-digit security-code for your debit card dat you gave a female acquaintance "for emergency use only", and so you were able to be notified if she used it for non-essentials, since she's da only other one who knew said "magic" button-pressing sequence.

My girlfriend used my bank card to purchase a replacement COTTER PIN for a piece of basic household equipment, so this was indeed a necessary item; it wasn't a "caughther PIN" instance..

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

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Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.

"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."

by mnjohnson November 28, 2023

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Coůch-stëak

To eat giant steak with your hands on the couch. The steak must be prepared by Big Papa Curly in Benton’s luxury kitchen. If you put sauce on steak you are an embarrassment to your family and please do not try to coüch-stëak as it is against everything the coüch-stëak stands for.

My plan for today is to dominate school and fuck up some books. Then I will come home and coůch-stëak before pregaming the absolute ripper at Benton.

by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

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