Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

crotch walk

To walk or woble with your crotch thrusted outward.

Wow, he got a nice crotch walk goin on.

by Sir_noms_alot June 4, 2016

Gentleman's walk

When a gentleman or sir takes a walk to let one rip out of courtesy to spare others from the rotten stench.

I've got a stinker on board love, just takin' a gentleman's walk...back soon

by BlaineTudor August 18, 2019

Walking bucket

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you

Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on E!!

by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023

podcast walk

pretending to go for a run, but actually just listening to podcasts outside

I put on my workout clothes to go running, but ended up only going for a podcast walk listenig to this week's This American Life.

by iamtheword March 26, 2017