Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.

Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!

by smallPOPA June 6, 2019

Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Purple

Slang.

Means cool or awesome.

person 1: "have you watched the movie elf?"
person 2: "yeah its so purple"

by alien_girl December 14, 2024

purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022