Asian Fish Man 

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.

He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.

Asian Fish Man,
I love you.

Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"

Asian Fish Man by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

flying fish sandwich

a sexual position from the kama sutra in which the women is on top, back to the man and they both lean back in a crab walk style position. They then proceed to have sex

"Last night the wife wanted me to do her flying fish sandwich style!"

flying fish sandwich by THE_ZOmbie!! October 20, 2008

Swedish fish 

A sweet, gummy, red-fish shaped candy - that while not known by all - are actually Satan's bullets - for there devilish, pain that they leave when someone is pelted with one of these candies, crafted only by the deep boughs of firey hell, where Lucifer creates such torturous "candies"

"AAAH" Andrew cried out, as Sam threw a swedish fish on his bare leg, causing a red, stinging welt, that barely resembled a fish.

Swedish fish by Riotfish November 16, 2010

what the fish 

Alternative way to curse about someone or something; less crude and sounds way nicer.

Teacher: Now, students, since you've learnt what is a fish, let me tell you that you can also use 'fish' to replace any bad words that may come out from your mouth.
Student: REALLY?!! What the f-!
Teacher: (interrupts) Ah hah! Replace it with 'fish'.
Student: Aight. I mean what the fish. FIIIIISH! I gotta tell this to my bro!

what the fish by fish eater December 15, 2008

Tinkle Fish 

A tinkle fish is a person who sucks the farts out of dead seagulls for cups of bubble tea.

Julie: "Gosh Angel is SUCH a Tinkle Fish!"
Steff: "I know, that's the fifth seagull today!"

Tinkle Fish by Jenny . October 16, 2008

cooter fish 

Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!

Wow babe, you have some bomb ass cooter fish. Can I get seconds?

cooter fish by Renzo Cervantes July 24, 2006

if i were a deep sea fish 

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

if i were a deep sea fish by Kail the deep sea fish January 29, 2009