Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022

Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

purple faker

purple faker is a stinky purple faker, and annoying and stinky

ew purple faker

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

Purpling

When you go under a blanket or sheet and hotbox with yourself or friends. Original form was under a purple bed sheet. Usually with a pen.

Hey Kyle, I heard your purpling session got you super stoned in no time flat.

by SpartanAngel January 19, 2022

Purple Fundy

the streamer that isn't pg, also isn't fundy, also good stream

Holy fuck is that Purple Fundy??!?!?!?!
No.

by PurpleFundy April 23, 2022