Night of a Million Dragons

Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!

"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"

by Cloris December 16, 2008

Monday night girl

A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry

My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool

by HO- HOPR October 13, 2022

guys' night out

What guy are forced to do when they want to go out but are too sad to get any women to go with them.

We are too pathetic to get girls so we are going to have a guys' night out

by Dogen3 September 8, 2017

M. Night Shyamalan

Director

Another movie from M. Night Shyamalan.

by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018

Good Night-Inverse

Something you would say to your pet owl or someone who wakes up at night before it goes to sleep.

Lark: What a bright and sunny day! Good morning!
Owl: zzzz...
Lark: Oops! Good Night-Inverse!

by GodKILLTHEMALL January 26, 2011

One Night Cam

A one night stand on webcam.

Cam sex.

You finger/jackoff on cam then you never speak of it again...

Tom: My friend Tina was talking to me last night...it was kinda late and somehow we ended up doing stuff over cam...
Ben: So it was a one night cam then?

Tom: She lives in Scotland. I'm never gonna see that chick again!

by Piggayy May 3, 2010

queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016