sounds like my friday night 

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

sounds like my friday night by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

Friday Night Lights 

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

Friday Night Lights by Todd April 24, 2006

Cabramatta Karaoke Night

Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!

Shit – my ass is still sore from the karaoke night

Cabramatta Karaoke Night by Ali[G] December 9, 2004

one night fruck 

a one night stand with a close friend.

Alan and I had a one night fruck a few months ago - obviously it wasn't good otherwise we'd still be doing it!

one night fruck by Ers514 January 2, 2006

If thats what makes you sleep at night. 

If thats what makes you sleep at night- Commonly used phrase to make peers nearby laugh. But mainly it means what your trying to say is impossible and would never happen.

Kid :"DUDE I CAN DUNK NOW"
Other Kid: "Yeah if thats what makes you sleep at night."
Other kids: "BHAHHAH"

If thats what makes you sleep at night. by Marztav January 9, 2009

girls night 

a night where girls get together to get high & drunk and watch girlie tv and bitch excessively about other bitches while collaborating about shady business.. usually held on wednesday nights. not usually a gathering used to bitch about boyfriends, just the bitches they hang out with.. such as fat bar trash.

hey lets get together for a girls night this wednesday?!

girls night by bitches_get_stitches July 27, 2011

School Night 

An excuse to prevent from doing an immediate action or otherwise on a later date.

See, I would punch you in the face for steeling my tater tots, but you know what .... its a school night

School Night by Larbac August 17, 2010