FAILIURE!

When your son get a bad anything that refers to a score, you can call him/her this!

original meme definition by steven he

Son: I got a B in math today

Dad: FAILIURE!

by anonymous April 15, 2024

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Failer

A "fake" movie trailer that sucks so bad that it fails on every level and should never have been made.

Man, did you see that video on YouTube that tried to convince us that there was a new movie coming out that had the Brady Bunch kids as Starfleet officers on the bridge of the Enterprise for the latest Star Trek movie? WTF, what a failer.

by Scooter McPooter May 6, 2024

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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

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failmarriage

a marriage that was doomed from the start (usually homoerotic context)

"do you ever think about gordon brown and tony blair's failmarriage?"
"yeah, they're kind of the original shiv roy and tom wambsgans"

by sharontateluvr June 5, 2024

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Failex

Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.

Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

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