Tropical Bakery

Baked Goods sold on Wuhu Island.

I love the tropical bakery.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Makaylea Baker

a pop yo ass if u mess with her type of gal
tough as shit and if she was a guy she would have a dick twice the size than these fuckers

"wow Makaylea Baker, a fucking queen this bitch is gang gang yeeeesh"

by yoooooop April 12, 2021

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

honey baked

Can be used as an adjective to describe someone or something that is "hard as a motherfucker."

Can be used as a verb when pursuing a goal, object, or task with great determination.

Is used in place of the word "ham" (Hard As a Motherfucker).

"That dude going honey baked on the stairmaster."

"That bitch is honey baked."

"Going honey baked on this shit."

by VanWhoa May 13, 2021

Pierce Baker

A fucking legend. 126 IQ FUCKING behemoth of a man. He is the coolest guy you will ever meet. And gets babes like there's no tomorrow. He benches 300 and is toned down to the vein. Gay, straight, everyone wants him. The best man to of ever existed.

Pierce Baker is so hot
Pierce Baker is so cool
Pierce Baker is so awesome

by Troutmaan November 16, 2021