Zoops

1. (noun) Commonly known as Chris Cuzzupe, a god among men, in fact he probably is God himself
2. (noun) The Man
3. (noun) Future Lead Actor for the critically acclaimed Dos Equis Commercial, he will one day become "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
4. (verb) To make something so awesome, it is as cool as Chris Cuzzupe...... ex. I so Chris Cuzzupe'd that song called Blackbird

5. (verb) To get the knife
6. (noun) An actor that portrays Insane asylum Keeper, yes he is THAT cool and THAT guy

That song Maison Des Lunes was so dank thanks to Zoops and two other dashing young men.

by T$ mart April 27, 2010

zoot

Zoot is one of Jim Henson's muppets. He sported blue, unruly hair, wore a floppy brown hat, sunglasses & played the saxophone in a band fronted by Dr Teeth: Dr Teeth & Electric Mayhem. The band also included characters such as Janice & Animal.

"Zoot is one cool cat, man."

by hughesy_mate December 14, 2004

Zoot

Verb; | To evacuate the premises. To run. To get the fuck out of a situation. To bounce.

"Ohhh this is not my scene I gotta' Zoot."
"...then he starting hitting his girlfriend and we Zooted out of there."

by nyackmilkfarm July 13, 2016

Zoosexual

It is still beastality/bestality regardless of whether or not it's mutual. But then again, what the hell is mutual about that shit anyway when the animal only prefers to mate with its own species.

People who call themselves "Zoosexuals" are simply looking for an excuse to rape animals.

by middle finger September 1, 2003

Bunnin Zoot

The passtime of smoking weed.

1.)"Hey Mike, wanna go bun some zoot later?"
2.)"Yo, whats up, you been bunnin zoot or some shit?"

by lalalalalalalalacharlie January 31, 2009

zootallures

Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and passing out in a drunken stupor, awakening to an empty room and teary complaints from those abused.

"Wtf!? I can't get back inside. :*( The door's locked!"
"I knw. He did a ZootAllures"

by Neon_Angel April 27, 2008

2 zoot harry

when buyin a green weed and only gettin 2 zoots wen u should b able 2 make 3

shit man got me a 2 zoot harry

by tigger April 15, 2005