by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021
Get the Zoey Ariellemug. 
the beautiful, witty, funny and popular kid you can't help but want to be near all the time. loved by many, a total hottie and also a cutie, definitely the queen of duality.
..person 1: i want to be that person's friend
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
person 2: of course you do, it's zoey, who wouldn't 😪💤
by gyuwaffles June 10, 2020
Get the zoeymug. She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. 
Zoey is a girls name. She is very dumb but very pretty. She’s also very Lonely and can’t stand being single. She has an issue of some sort. She’s very kind and everyone wants to be friends with her. Zoey is typically an extravert. She loves the nature and animals, and is very emotional. You want to have a Zoey in your life because she is very kind and gives the best dating advice. She can blow your mind. Also Zoey lives food, buy her food.
My best friends is like a Zoey
by Truefactsfromme March 15, 2020
Get the Zoeymug.