wooden stake 

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

wooden stake by Matty D July 1, 2004

woodhead 

a morning blow job

i woke up to a woodhead

woodhead by Ariiiia January 20, 2013

woodle 

the most immature way to refer to a penis

boys make weewees from their woodle

woodle by 2 camels in a tiny car December 15, 2010

wooder 

the philly way of saying water. aka the only right way to say it.

mom, can we go get some wooder-ice from rita’s?

wooder by awesomesauce29 August 5, 2019

Wooden Leg Syndrome 

Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.

"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."

Wooden Leg Syndrome by thetruthhurts.com November 27, 2009

wookieball 

when a person is inhaling nitrous gas from a balloon and accidentally lets go, so the balloon flies around the room. because the gas is valuable the individual and others will jump and dive after the balloon. this is likely the most active you will ever see a hippie.

jon got injured playing wookieball when he dove from the bed after the balloon and faceplanted because he was high on nitrous. i don't even know how he twisted his ankle but his face got bloody.

wookieball by reddan March 29, 2010

Wookie Butt 

Usually referring to the patch of hair above a girl's butt on their lower back. Typically, Mexican girls grow it. The word Wookie is directly taken from Star Wars. The Wookie are very hairy.

Haha! Look at that girl's big Wookie Butt. She should purchase some Nair.

Wookie Butt by Casey Welch April 23, 2006