Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Wonks

|w0nkz| A word created by Moriah Elizabeth, a spinoff of the word wonky, but more like stonks.

Ok, this first layer is lookin pretty wonks.

by siennamonroll April 5, 2021

wonks

wonky or messed up

the cup looks wonks

by ash ash January 9, 2022

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021

Wonks

Very Wonky

Word Was Made By Moriah Elizabeth

This Is WONKS

by anonymous March 26, 2021

wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023