A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.
by NTNTENPIN June 4, 2011
Get the Tang Weaselmug. A rogue weasel affected by harful radiation, therefore giving it superdooper powers. These powers include the ability to penetrate and power-rape.
by tittywrinkle mcgee January 22, 2009
Get the rad-weaselmug. Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008
Get the weasel divermug. A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
by lbsutter September 10, 2016
Get the pleaser weaselmug. A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
Get the road weaselmug. A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009
Get the speedy weaselmug. a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.
at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.
by 2bhuge March 3, 2011
Get the weasel-mulletmug.