butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way

butt wad by kelly August 3, 2003

dog-wad 

A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc

"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"

"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"

Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"

dog-wad by Octopusswah August 2, 2006

blow my wad 

Spend all my dough. Fun to use because it makes sense with this definition, but of course sounds as if you're referring to the other sense of the phrase.

(to the cashier at the Gap) Wow! I came here for the sale and didn't expect to blow my wad!

blow my wad by mpo April 6, 2009

Comp-wad 

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

Comp-wad by loblaws September 22, 2007

Rude Wad 

Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung.

Algernon couldn't bring himself to enter the public washroom at Herald Square, as he knew the floors of the stalls to be thoroughly littered with rude wad.

Rude Wad by Hieronymus June 17, 2008

taint wad 

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

taint wad by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Crotch Wad 

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

Crotch Wad by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018