vicar

A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.

I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar

by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007

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visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

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Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.

Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??

by QuacksO February 2, 2017

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vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

by nobody@nowhere.com March 27, 2017

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