Virtual Narcissism

Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.

Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.

The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism

by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.

Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018

Virtual Family Kingdom

A horrid game greated by third party people. Made to quell kids who were sad the VMK closed. It actually bares almost no resembalance to VMK, has hardly any gameplay, and doesn't take place in "the past." You're just a clay doll walking around in some backgrounds.
Complete with memberships to steal your money.

Hey kids! Instead of meeting up in Runescape or some other actually good game, come to Virtual Family Kingdom! Remember those fun times in VMK! Well this is nothing like it! Also Remember, founders get a HORSE MANG! Pls give us mony pls!

by Dacheatcode March 1, 2009

Virtua Fighter

The first 3d polygon fighting game made by SEGA in 1992. It was followed by Virtua Fighter 2 (1994), Virtua Fighter 3(1997), and Virtua Fighter 4 (2001). Still the most innovative and realistic 3D fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. Since Virtua Fighter's creation, there have been a slew of half-assed ripoffs such as NAMCO's Tekken series, and Team Ninja's Dead or Alive series.

Virtua Fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3D fighter of all time. Virtua Fighter 4 doesn't count, since it's based off of Virtua Fighter 2

by AYB February 17, 2003

virtual-on

1.describes getting an erection during play in a virtual reality machine

2. Kick ass mecha game played with twin sticks, were the point is to blast your friend/new enemy to pieces in around a minute

(1)You: dood i totally had a virtual-on

Me: ew

(2) me: lol wut, lez play sum virtual-on

you: na i dun wanna get ma ass kicked

by splemgh August 1, 2007

Virtual-Advantage

A cheat website that has gained most of its popularity with CSGO players due to long undetected steaks. Seeing a player sporting their site as a name or posting it in the chat is a red flag that your game is about to be ruined. Beware as they have infectious tactics and commonly recruit the furious or gullible. They currently have their hand in every major First Person Shooter title for the PC. While trying to have fun online, you are bound to run into the following scenario below at some point.

"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: virtual-advantage bro"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Ban this fucking hacker"
"1337n0obSc0p3rxX: mad?"
"BDSMgabenStyle: Where the hell is the admin..."

by AimbotHacksCheats July 4, 2015