vagitch

Portmanteau of vagina and itch; a feminine form of jock itch. Heard mostly in medical circles, and is one of the less-used terms that was first widely attested in Sam Shem's "The House of God".

"I went in. Nine times out of ten in that room it would be small-time: V.D., vagitch, urinary, or tuna."
-Shem, Sam (1978). "The House of God". p.206.

by captain lonely May 8, 2011

vegitarian booty call

A booty call with no sex or fooling.

It was a vegitarian booty call, he came over but she got no meat.

by Krusty Sock January 16, 2014

vagitorally

Insertion into the vagina

He entered her vagitorally

by Rere2323 March 11, 2014

Vagita

Sexual frustration or annoyance

Louis in the golden booty shorts totally gives me vagita.

by NotUrActualMum December 5, 2016

vagitch

when a woman's vaginal area is irritated

Sally sat in the sand too long and got vagitch.

by Drench Dadi April 20, 2017

Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

Vagitarian

Lesbians.

‘Nuff said

My friend Misha is a vagitarian. She has a girlfriend

by Depressedpandamonium September 14, 2018