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vertication operation

Procedure of bringing something up in a vertical (or upright) position.
Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes
by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.
"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"
by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013
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Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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