Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

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Vertu

Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD
Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD
White Gold: $30,000 USD
Platinum: $40,000 USD
Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.

by EJL March 23, 2004

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Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

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