Numero uno

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya

I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind

by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021

UNO REVERSE CARD

Ultra Upgraded "no u"

if someone says no u to you pull out the uno reverse card

my friend:*harrassing me*
me:*pulls out the uno reverse card*

my friend:*dies*
me:hehe

by fjdjfoj December 28, 2023

UNO

The family ripper and the friendship destroyer

"Billy, I'm sorry but I'm disowning you..."
"Why Dad?"
"You choose this path when you played that +4 during UNO"
"I'm sorry"
"It's to late to say sorry Billy"

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Unoing

The act of masturbating alone. When one is about to finish they must yell "UNO!" as loud as physically possible.

My damn neighbour keeps unoing every night. It scares my cat every time.

by the_bukkit December 22, 2019

Uno

A card game that can make or BREAK relationships. I lost my family after one game. Help.

Person 1: YO! You wanna play UNO?
Person 2: As long as we play fair, my fam left me.

by tonloadofshit October 21, 2020

uno +4

the most powerfull card in humanity its banned from wars everywhere except the us its so powerfull the nazis are trying to revive a certain mustache man with it

nazi: hey mustache lad
mustache lad: ye
nazi: uno +4
mustache lad: f**k u

by issis6 October 19, 2021

Uno Reverse

After safe intercourse you take the condom just used and flip it inside out and put it back on and stick it back in and get her prego. Therefore the uno reverse.

EX: "Damn bro did you hear cock biter Stephanie is having an unexpected baby?" Guy 1. "Yeah bro I heard it was an Uno Reverse." Guy 2.

by Nick is a gay faggot September 27, 2021