Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

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The Captain Underpants

When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.

Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.

by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023

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