tubercucancer

A life-threatening and highly contagious lung infection that spreads and contaminates the respiratory system until it infects the blood system and is transported up the carotid artery. It then attacks the nervous system and causes the medulla oblongota to spontaneously implode. This leaves a black hole inside the skull.

The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~Hitler,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~Tom Landry,
~Elvis,
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~Christopher Reeves,
~Anne Frank,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Kurt Cobain,
~Bob Ross,
~Helen Keller,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred

Example 1
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."

Example 2
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"

by sc10 November 16, 2007

yefim tuberman

The Russian Godfather of Dembow. A Brighton Beach Narcoman at his truest form.

That kid loves to listen to the Russian Godfather of Dembow, yefim tuberman.

by Ragdan khadirov October 1, 2017

Tayberry

A strong, powerful, and sexy drink that will show you a good time and then kick your ass; created by TeamBJ

Oh man, i had 3 Tayberry(s) last night, I fucked blonde tripletes, and then I puked all over them. It was awesome.

by TBJ March 20, 2008

Tuberape

To post a humiliating video on a friend's Youtube channel thanks to them having left it logged in in public.

I tuberaped bob.

by Versipellis September 27, 2009

tuber

Giving or receiving a blow job

She gave him a tuber...It was great.

by [e-mail] January 28, 2016

toberg

A god like being with unimaginable power

You are a Toberg

by Sithlord333 March 29, 2018

Tybe

He is does exist

Hi he’s Tybe

by Tybe November 21, 2021