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twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.
Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.
by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011
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Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.
Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew
by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021
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twitter

by zanek111 November 11, 2020
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Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!
Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'
by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011
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twitter

twitter bad
by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021
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Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.
Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!
by fc2078 January 19, 2021
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twitter

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app
by Asian_girl August 1, 2020
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