twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.

Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew

by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021

twitter

social media platform for sex offenders

jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool

by zanek111 November 11, 2020

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011

twitter

mental illness

twitter bad

by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021

Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.

Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

twitter

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app

by Asian_girl August 1, 2020