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poo tubing

When a man and woman, (or two men or two women) put a tube up their arse so they are joined by their anus and the tube and shit into the tube to make a mixof poo or alternatively shit up their partners arse.
Steve was going to the movies but decided to stay home and do some poo tubing with his dog
by sphraoncntoonr December 4, 2010
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tuning in

lightly pinching a womans nipples between the thumb and fore-finger and gently, slowly twisting them right and left; similar to twisting a radio's tuner dial back and forth to capture a distant station.
Man,I was tuning in that chicks nips... it drove her crazy man!
by dontwanttogivename September 26, 2005
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Tide Turning

the turning of a tide that encourages consumption, and misunderestimates the compassion of our country... and also misunderestimated the will and determination of our commander in chief too.
George Bush quote "I think Tide Turning as i remember, i was raised in the desert, but it's easy to see a tide turn.... did i say those words?"
by TheEndOfWaterAsWeKnowIt November 16, 2010
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turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
by Maydew November 22, 2006
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Tubing

Making an extremely long clear tube from ones' couch to the toilet so that one may easily release shits from their couch and have the shit reach the toilet by traveling through the poop tube. This saves the person the walk from the couch to the bathroom. The tubes must also be clear colored so the person may "see what's going on down there".
I gotta poop but I don't wanna get up off the couch, i'll just start tubing and save the walk.

My tubes were off so I couldn't go tubing properly, the shit fell to the floor and rotted through my carpet! SHIT!!!
by sammyman67 September 26, 2012
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turning the air blue

When Jim opened his finger instead of the can he started turning the air blue.
by jim frenchy bob December 21, 2011
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turinsky

term used for a small penis, also referred to a premature-ejactulater
wow nick really pulled off a Turinsky yesterday...i was so disapointed...
by Beens-alicious May 4, 2007
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