Poon-Tune

A song of a gay or sissy nature. Music that is unpleasent to the listener.

The Backstreet Boys sing alot of Poon-Tunes.

by ben_nm January 22, 2009

double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.

A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod

by nightyday January 15, 2010

lie-tune

when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.

You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.

Him: total lie-tune

by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

deja tune

A rare phenomena when the same song is playing on two or more radio stations simultaneously. Can be very irritating when searching for good music because it usually occurs with the latest generation of pop or poon tunes.

The new Taylor Swift song is playing on country 96.1 and hits 103.3. Talk about deja tune.

by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010

multi-tune

tuning more than one bitch at once
to get into multiple pairs of pants.

The act of tuning is to be really nice to a girl and tune her so she is ready for you to make a move and not reject you

To be on the multitune usually requires skill and many different technologies. it is most successful when the girls dont know each other

On facebook chat
Boy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Boy: <3

Simultaneously

On Sext
Boy: Hey babe
Girl 2: Hey
Boy: <3

Boy 2: Whats doing?
Boy: Not much just on the multi-tune
Boy 2: Get some !

by McGanga April 13, 2011

Fruity Tune

A song, either on a guy's MP3 player or CD, that is played within a group of male friends. This song is either a love or sad song. Usually these songs are played in a car. Since the guy who has the song on the MP3 player or the CD is confined by his group of friends, the friends will ridicule him. The song does not necessarily have to be fruity itself, but the fact that the guy is playing it in a car filled with his friends will automatically make it fruity.

*I Don't Want To Miss A Thing comes on*
Jeremy- Hahahaha you're seriously playing this song right now?!
Trevor- Dammit! Another fruity tune came on...
Derek- It's okay buddy. It's not like you're getting laid anytime soon anyways.

by ppg436 November 21, 2011

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015