When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit
Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?
Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug
by Sceggs November 12, 2018
Get the Bum tugmug. Adult undergarments worn primarily for their ejaculate-absorbing power. Origin: combination of the terms tugjob and Pull-Up.
"Damn, y'all! Mama's out in the yard washin' daddy's truck in her bikini top and daisy dukes. I better put on my big boy Tug-Ups!"
by Thiss Guyy May 13, 2013
Get the Tug-Upmug. There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.
Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
by Violentwookie June 24, 2016
Get the Frozen Tugmug. When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.
by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011
Get the Hot Tugmug. Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.
by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018
Get the Angry tugmug. 1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
by PseudoChris May 10, 2014
Get the Dick-Tugmug. A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014
Get the Gentleman's Tugmug.