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Go wait in the truck 

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.
Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

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(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."
Go wait in the truck by Serequel August 11, 2012
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trucker bomb 

A plastic container (could be a milk jug or a water bottle) that a trucker pisses in while he is driving his truck. Then he throws it out of the window so that he does not have to stop to relieve the call of nature. Can also be a plastic bag and feces may be involved.
"Don't get hit with that trucker-bomb"
trucker bomb by pedro romero June 20, 2005

turning tricks

What a prostitute does, selling sex for money or drugs. The trick is the job, where a john pays for sex.
Where's Lane?
Down on Clay St. turning tricks again.
turning tricks by Mercury1 October 16, 2005

Jedi Mind tricks 

A dope rap group from Philly. Members now are Vinnie Paz and Stoupe since Jus Allah Left.
Even though I am a Christian and Vinnie Paz can be very anti-Christian at times I still find him dope.
Jedi Mind tricks by hasafienda January 8, 2005

fuck truck 

Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.
Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.
fuck truck by -Connie August 1, 2003

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky 

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.
He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

truck homo 

A truck homo is the subcategory of homosexuals that drive or are attracted to men who drive trucks.
Man, with his brand new truck, that dude is such a truck homo.