russian trombone

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!

by TheMailMan KarlMalone April 29, 2003

tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

trombone

A slide whistle with delusions of grandeur.

"What's that you playing son, some kind of slide whistle-paperclip?"
"Nope, its a trombone. Best brass instrument ever created."
"I still think its a slide whistle."

by Quarter Mex w/ Cheese June 21, 2005

slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job

Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner for them

"hay yo i have the weirdest Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017