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money don't grow on trees

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.
Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!
by ratbrainbasher March 25, 2013
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Treatsie

Anything that is fun. It can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb if you're feeling adventurous.

When spelled backwards or with an "anti" added to the front it has the opposite meaning.
"Im going to buy some treatsies."
"Want to smoke a treatsie bowl?"
"Im gunna treatsie you until the cows come home!"
"You're the treatsiest person I know!!"
"I love you treatsie."

"Organized religion is an eistaert!"
"No more ganja, anti-treatsie!!"
by TreatsieMamaEarth December 3, 2009
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Treet

Spam on Twitter.

Treet is a canned meat product, similar to Spam, in the USA. Treet is made with chicken and pork.

Treet has a less greasy texture than Spam, more akin to bologna or vienna sausages. Like Spam, it is often heated before consumption. This includes frying or baking. Baked Treet with ketchup or steak sauce is often referred to as "Treet loaf" after meat loaf. Although it is officially a "spiced luncheon loaf", Treet is often called "Treet meat". For unknown reasons, possibly ingredient costs, Treet is copied for private label luncheon loaf more often than Spam. While very popular, and often less expensive than Spam, Treet does not have Spam's cult following.
I keep getting treets from some clown in India trying to sell me Cialis.
by Nilbud August 19, 2011
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Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.
"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."
by dalejr237 June 26, 2005
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Trees

Another word for Marijuana.

Often used by an individual who drags out the first word in a sentence and refers to nice-looking girls as "mint".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII really wanna smoke some trees with that girl because she is mint!"
by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005
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Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.
Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!
by Freshketh September 1, 2009
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Treats

a term used to describe acts of a sexual nature, something good, or an attractive female.

The term treats used to reference these things was invented by a young group of sexy boys from the south yorkshire area in england.
1- "did she give you treats?!" "treats for (insert name)"
2- "oh this burger is a treat!"
3- "that MILF was a treat" "shes the treatiest girl ive ever seen"
by Optimus Rory January 4, 2008
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