Train Crash TV

TV that is extremely gruesome, something that you don't really like to look at, but interesting at the same time - so you don't want to turn over.

That video of a man cutting out his own intestines was disgusting, but I couldn't turn it over, damn train crash TV!

by I'mAnonymous February 12, 2008

Rumour Train

A term used to represent the speed and efficiency at which gossip travels. It draws to mind a train carrying rumours on it and depositing these rumours to everyone it passes.

If you find yourself in a situation where gossip is traveling fast, for example, a camp or a small high school, or you find out a news/gossip item that is fairly recent, you then say "Rumour Train!" noting that the piece of gossip is traveling at the speed of a train.

You may optionally say "Rumour Train, WOO WOO" afterwards to emulate the sound a train containing rumours would sound like.

Senior Camper 1: Did you hear Noah and Rachel are foolzing again?

Senior Camper 2: When did it happen?
Senior Camper 1: Last night!
Senior Camper 2: Rumour TRAIN! WOO WOO!

Staff member: I heard you and Miranda were making out at Chapel point after evening program.
Camper: HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Staff member: Rumour Train!

by AEPI Jedi May 25, 2010

Trainhead

A male who is a 4” nonce

Oh look Dave it’s that 4” nonce Trainhead, don’t worry I have called the police

by Miguel the 18 incher October 31, 2019

Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.

"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."

by Ekker October 10, 2021

Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

train rats

gay cunts that lerk outside perth, warwick and joondi traino

train rats ask you for money as you are coming out of joondilup shops

by TRAIN RATS December 17, 2013

Training Wheels

(noun): A girl or guy friend who patiently teaches you everything from how to make out to properly pleasuring future sexual partners of the same genders so that you don't embarrass yourself when you score a hot date by being inexperienced.

Steve was so lucky to have Jessica as training wheels, otherwise this new girl would be way out of his league sexually.

by Umbilical May 23, 2014