Tored

A word that appears when an idiot tries to type tired.

Why am I so tored?

by NymPsuedo August 28, 2020

Tored

Tored= Tired and bored

Taylor: I’m so tored!
Dylan: What does that mean?
TIRED AND BORED

by toocoolforschool2.0 September 12, 2021

Torbert

Someone who fucks up everything they touch but refuses to take any of the blame for it.

Jack forgot to bring the tickets with him to the concert, and tried to blame it on his girlfriend for not putting them in his jacket. He is a real Torbert like that.

by Yedohw January 30, 2023

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017