Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

When many men ejaculate into a bowl and freeze it until it is very cold but still liquid, and have a woman consume said gazpacho

Dude, I was at this crazy blow bang the other day and us guys decided to make a batch of fresh Tibetan Spunk Gazpacho

by TheMalevolentGoblin January 4, 2014

Tierney

Tierney is a girl who is pretty but diesent think it she like everyone and is nice to every one and can get any boys attention she is shy but funny and might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she is loved by everyone and is loved by her best friends

"Hey is tierney free today?"
"Yeah why do you ask?"
"Well I wanna ask her if she wants to be my valentine?"

by Tierneyt November 28, 2018

Second tier player

Term used to describe any sportstar who is not in form or of top standard. These players have a weak following of numptys who no nothing of the certain sport and everything about erectile disfunctions. For example the man who says "No! Keiran Richardson is not a second tier player" is a) a knob jockey and b) has erectile disfunction.

Here is a list of second tier players; Jermaine Jenas (football/soccer), Stuart Abbott (Rugby Union), Darren Clarke (golf), Pedro de la Rosa (F1) and many more

Dwayne: "You know Dave, that charlton F.C. squad is just a load of Second tier players!"
Dave: "Yea, rarely have i seen a more Second tier team! It now only needs an average second tier player; Phil Neville"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 4, 2006

Tibor

Derived from the Simpsons. A tibor is someone in your office whom you blame when you have done something stupid, illegal, or immoral. Typically the person is someone who cannot defend themself. Especially effective when the Tibor cannot speak English.

You'll have to jiggle the handle. That idiot, Tibor, lost the key.

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

tiburon turnpike

A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.

I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.

She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.

by DeadManO'Keane October 20, 2007

Tiburon Turnpike

Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.

I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.

Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

tiered

tiered- A way dumb ass people spell tired

Texter #1- omg, im so tiered.

Texter #2- yea, im tired too.

Texter #1-OMG, way to 1up me, asshole!

by Boredhuh July 16, 2011