Zoey Nicole Thompson

A friendly girl with a nice ass who is loved by everyone! She is a hot person, all the girls want to be her and all the guys want to have hot, mad, steamy sex with her. She tends to be very intelligent, humorous and sensual. For some strange reason she has the most intense beautiful eyes you will ever fall into. Up to this point in time, there has been over 16 years of intense research into this phenomena; but even with the amount of resources and time spent on this quandary by the most brilliant mind of the modern age, there has been no feasible conclusion and a distinct lack of even hypothetical consensus as to how or why thisbreathtaking mystery occurs. she was consumed by both the passion and fire in her eyes and she will be viewed as an earthbound goddesses. Do you ever get the feeling that there is more to life; that something is missing that makes you incomplete? Do you feel it on a dark night; does it haunt the corners of your vision? Is it on the tip of your tongue, but you just can’t quite identify what it is that is lacking from your meagre existence, the one thing that has always been missing? its zoey thompson. An amazing, crazy, and loveable girl. The kind that is friends with everyone and never seems to be in a bad mood. Everyone loves a Zoey. All a man can handle, if he becomes so lucky to even have her. A good friend that is always there when needed.so to sum up a zoey thompson in one word....PERFECT

omg did you see Zoey Nicole Thompson at that party last night? she was the star

by nickkloas August 4, 2010

Thompsons

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.

Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.

by Roti Way July 13, 2009

Thompson

Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.

Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.

by Funny D October 9, 2011

thwomp

Twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Dude, I gotta pick up some thwomps from my dealer today; I've only got two thwomps left!"

"Shit, son."

by vinfiz August 6, 2009

Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

by Wes November 19, 2003

Fred Thompson

Former Senator of Tennesse. Later turned Actor for the show "Law and Order" and has starred in various roles in movies such as Die Hard 2 etc. Overall, is the next Ronald Reagan and is the savior of Republican ideals that have been going down in the toilet for the last 10 odd years. Running for President, and you should vote for him.

I'm voting for Fred Thompson, mother.
Fucking sweet son, same here.

by Someone Who Voted for Fred May 16, 2007

Thompson's Law

The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.

Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.

The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".

by Paul Ameradeus October 3, 2006