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twisted sister

A rock band from the 1980's.

They made a really good song, I'm not sure what it's called, but he goes "Well I'm not going to take it".

They also had the video with the guy screaming at his son. Man, what an asshole he was to his son.
Twisted sister can make some good shit
by claustrophobic chicken December 17, 2004
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Twisted™

Synonym for the word Awesome;
The act of being awesome.

Twisted, twist, Awesome, Awesome Blossom
I am totally Twisted
How Twisted™ are you? Totally Twisted™
That movie was so Twisted™
Dude that ride was totally frickin Twisted™
by Thad C. October 23, 2011
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twisted metal

having sex with a girl in a wheel chair then pushing her down a hill or stairs
man I just did cindy the cripple, when I was done I pushed her off the roof though because she was a bitch...twisted metal baby
by NBS May 28, 2006
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twisted fate

total failures who get owned by torment every week
O Snap! I'm In Twisted Fate! My Leader Sambo fails! I'm gonna quit and join Torment!
by T0rment Tank June 13, 2010
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Twisted Fimble

The twisting of ones cock, up ones ass by means of rape, then pulling it out and forcing the rapee to fondle it, in anyway the rapist chooses.
Vinny bent the homeless over by gun point and proceeded to give him a twisted fimble.
by TwitChy November 8, 2003
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twisted burrito

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!
by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011
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twisted sister

A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college and living in a dorm, who has "her boys" - a group of young college males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm as said TS.

She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally a boring bitch who's overprotective and maniupulative. She isn't romantically interested in any of these "boys," and they are not interested in her, but they hang out with her anyway and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their laundry or something.

Guys don't get it, and so they think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."

Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.
Twisted Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta face! WHUT!"
Normal College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted sister."

Twisted Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
Normal College Girl: "Twisted Sister, shut up. He wants to make out with me, not you."
by Leen May 9, 2006
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