Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009

get these hands

Ur about to get your ass beat

James: Ur ugly nigga
Nick: Bitch ur about to get these hands!

by This kid May 16, 2015

Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama December 9, 2008

theresa hold

when a girl has her hold on you and has you dick like puddy. she has total control of you and fucks with your head and life.

man that girl has a theresa hold on him and wont let the fuck go. what the hell is up with that bitch.

by fuckitbig April 30, 2009

air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.

girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"

by sweatty balls in your mouth April 1, 2010

thesasaurus

The way an idiot would pronounce thesaurus. Usually done by males that have an extremely hard time talking to begin with. Often mistaken for a dinosaur of some kind

you need to look in a thesasaurus.
what's a thesasaurus
you don't know you idiot?

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

thessolonius

A legendary roman that was born in 88 A.D. he was important because he helped illustrate the fact that the greeks and romans acted exactly the same.

Matt Steele needs his rest. If he's not refreshed he won't be prepared for the onslaught of trivia given to him by his cruel and evil internship masters.

by Money Bags May 27, 2005