Winking Jona

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

by samxmonster May 20, 2016

The Drink Wink

The twitch that you get in your eye whenever you take a deep sip of a very strong alcoholic drink. A sure sign that a bartender knows how to properly value the portions of their mixers.

Tina: what the hell is that, your eye....

Elliott: its the drink wink, this is so strong, but its so good I cant stop drinking it

by CrazinWill October 11, 2014

stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.

Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;

by fingeringtrash September 10, 2018

infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism

Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .

by Spumco February 10, 2008

Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing

you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.

by KF3917 December 3, 2011

nipple wink

When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."

by prilosec August 18, 2018

tinky wink

When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.

I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021