Sandwich Artist

An employee of the fast food chain Subway.

James: "You're a fast food worker, right?"

Francis: "I beg your pardon. I am a Sandwich Artist, if you don't mind."

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

Salad Sandwich

Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin

Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

sweat sandwich

When you and your partner engage in nude sexual activity and it gets so hot that your sweat acts as an adhesive and sticks your bodies together.

Dude, my girlfriend and i made the biggest sweat sandwich ever last night! i could barely move!

by sowwy daddy May 4, 2011

Batchelor Sandwich

The quickest and easiest sandwich ever made, usually consists solely of two slices of bread with a condiment in the middle. It is left as one big sandwich, never cut, it doesn't contain butter and is awarded extra points if it consists of both white and brown bread or made in under 25 seconds.
Can also be reffered to as a-
-student sandwich
-ad-break sandwich
-midnight sandwich
-late-for-work sandwich
-home made fast food
-one course meal for one

DAVID: oh my god, i just noticed the time and made the fastest batchelor sandwich ever...12 seconds flat, AND i had to put the tomato ketchup and butter back in the fridge :D
MILES: 12 seconds?! that's impre...did you just say butter?...that's not a batchelor sandwich, that's just a quick lunch.

by Mazzerboy May 12, 2009

marshmallow sandwich

When you nut on a shaggy bush, wait for the cum to dry and shave off the cougulated jizz bread. Chow down!

After I put a dent in her snapper I spunked all over that rightous bush. Grab the clippers it's only a matter of time before we have a tasty marshmallow sandwich!

by TNfiend March 28, 2022

Rim sandwich

Smoking a large quantity marijuana using a pipe, so much that the weed is sandwiched against the rim of the bowl.

Zeke: Lets go out and get arim sandwich

by rhinoplasty April 1, 2009