Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
by assymouth February 29, 2020
When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).
by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 21, 2010
The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
by Rodzilla7861 March 8, 2011
The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
by Charlie Da' Tuna September 29, 2010
A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.
CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!
by AlsoTwenty2 February 5, 2022
"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"
"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"
"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"
by rocktard November 16, 2006