Speaker Program

The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.
Why can’t he hear himself?

They are kicking him out through the speaker program.
by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024
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television programs

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!
Dude Im gonna go home and watch my television programs - old ass man (me)

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by the evil trolla September 16, 2022
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Kerbal Space Program

(kerh-ball sphace prho-ghr-ham)
"The greatest space disaster simulator to ever hit virtual store shelves." -Martincitopants
It's true, it's better than the sequel.
FOR NOW.
Stop bashing KSP2, be patient.
1- "Bro I just bought Kerbal Space Program!"
2- "Yooo! Make sure install some mods for auto strut tho."
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The abs program

A program designed to make the peak physical human. The perfection cannot be understated on how magnificent and extraordinary the physical form will be after completing the abs program. Stands for "abrasive body systematic".
Did you hear that Szints guy completed the abs program?
by John Bean VI March 09, 2023
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Paid Programming

Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.

After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.
Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.
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