Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.

i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye

by kingkoot August 18, 2004

Fuzzy Naval

1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.

2. A hairy belly button.

"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!

by jdizzlecizzle February 1, 2009

fuzzy doorknob

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.

The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

by TI-84 Graphing Calculator September 24, 2017

fuzzy lollipop

Wiping ones erect member on a toilet seat, followed by fellatio.

Kaylee loves it when I give her a fuzzy lollipop. She was picking the hairs out of her teeth for the rest of the day.

by N Frott November 18, 2015

Fuzzy Dennis

When an asshole boss has to be nice because employees keep quitting on them!

My old boss is now a Fuzzy Dennis because after I left he went through 8 apprentices in 10 months.

by CincinnatusDK February 22, 2023

fuzzy oreo

A fuzzy Oreo is eating a creampie out of unshaven black girl.

Koolaidra let me taste her damn good fuzzy Oreo last night.

by RagingLuigi July 27, 2019

Pvt Fuzzy

A soldier in the U.S. Army with the rank E-1. So named because they wear no rank insignia on their ACU, resulting in just a fuzzy patch where the rank badge goes.

Beware a Pvt Fuzzy with a combat patch and a faded uniform.

by RoundenBrown September 17, 2022