Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG August 9, 2013
by gucci coffin September 22, 2019
by monkeynuts94 April 7, 2015
When you take a fat rip smoking weed and you get in an endless coughing fit.
But, it gets you way higher.
But, it gets you way higher.
by SamTheSagGod December 29, 2021
Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”
by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021
by anonynym271 June 1, 2022
When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018