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the hector is the vernacular for a train ticket collector - the hector - referred to in the football violence film the firm the remake i 2009. it's history goes back to the 70s
aside of hiding in the toilet or moving carriage to carriage if there is enough of you then just say when asked for a ticket that your mate has one.

Other methods include offering useless items, your socks, a cig lighter, 10p in change etc
it was funny on the train from manchester picadilly to london euston. Most of us didnt have tickets for the train but the hector still made his presence known.

what a loser the hector is.
by TheSatisfiedCustomer August 27, 2020
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