2 definitions by monkeynuts94

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
by monkeynuts94 April 7, 2015
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When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."
by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015
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