Definitions by monkeynuts94

Coffin body 

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.

Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.

Coffin body by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

Astronaut leg 

When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.

"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."

Astronaut leg by monkeynuts94 April 1, 2015